Twilight Wins All in the 1st Annual Twilight Academy Awards!

An all Twilight Award Ceremony? Could we handle that?
Next Movie finds a way to make The Academy Awards Better~Add Twilight!!!
In a selfless effort to help the film industry, I am listing suggestions for new categories and what movies and actors would have been nominated had the awards been included this year. Members of the Academy should note that these not only allow "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" to be nominated multiple times, but also other popular movies like "Paranormal Activity 2" and "Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1."
Best Supernatural Feature Film
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Let Me In"
"The Wolfman"
"The Last Exorcism"
WINNER: "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Supernatural Sequel
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Paranormal Activity 2"
"Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1"
"Toy Story 3"
WINNER: "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Vampire Performance In A Leading Role
Robert Pattinson in "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Ethan Hawke in "Daybreakers"
Jessica Pare in "Suck"
Chloe Moretz in "Let Me In"
WINNER: Robert Pattinson

Best Non-Vampire Performance In A Leading Supernatural Role
Taylor Lautner in "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Anthony Hopkins in "The Wolfman"
Jackie Earle Haley in "A Nightmare on Elm Street"
Daniel Radcliffe in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"
WINNER: Taylor Lautner

Best Human Performance In A Supernatural Film
Kristen Stewart in "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Corey Feldman in "Lost Boys: The Thirst"
Timothy Olphant in "The Crazies"
Dave Foley in "Suck"
WINNER: Kristen Stewart

Creepiest Supernatural Performance
Dakota Fanning in "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Ashley Bell in "The Last Exorcism"
Dimitri Coats in "Suck"
Ken Jeong in "Vampires Suck"
WINNER: Dakota Fanning

Best Performance In A Supernatural Redemption Role
Jackson Rathbone in "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Benicio Del Toro in "The Wolfman"
Jamison Newlander in "Lost Boys: The Thirst"
Willem Dafoe in "Daybreakers"
WINNER: The Bone

Best Use Of CGI For Monsters
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Let Me In"
"Resident Evil: Afterlife"
"Piranha 3-D"
WINNER: "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Use Of Colon In Film Title
"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
"Prince of Persia: Sands of Time"
"TRON: Legacy"
"Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps"
WINNER: "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

And that's the show. Thanks for tuning in folks!
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