Bella Swan (Twilight)
Upside: She’d pull in the pre-teen demographic amongst the viewing public. Surly adolescents everywhere would be sure to tune in.
Downside: Trying to get her to stop scowling long enough to say a few words might prove problematic.
Opening Monologue: “Yeah, so it’s great to be here. There have been so many great movies this year, especially The King’s Speech and The Social Network. For me, I liked The King’s Speech best. No, wait, I meant The Social Network. Although The King’s Speech was great…but I loved The Social Network. Oh God, I JUST CAN’T DECIDE!”