30 Movie Characters Who Should Present The Oscars (Bella Mentioned)


Bella Swan (Twilight)

Upside: She’d pull in the pre-teen demographic amongst the viewing public. Surly adolescents everywhere would be sure to tune in.

Downside: Trying to get her to stop scowling long enough to say a few words might prove problematic.

Opening Monologue: “Yeah, so it’s great to be here. There have been so many great movies this year, especially The King’s Speech and The Social Network. For me, I liked The King’s Speech best. No, wait, I meant The Social Network. Although The King’s Speech was great…but I loved The Social Network. Oh God, I JUST CAN’T DECIDE!”

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